Can I come in? No! I'm in a towel! I'm blind!

James Patterson
Can I come in? No! I'm in a towel! I'm...
Can I come in? No! I'm in a towel! I'm...
Can I come in? No! I'm in a towel! I'm...
Can I come in? No! I'm in a towel! I'm...
About This Quote

"Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!" is a mischievous bit of dialogue that can be used as a joke to tease a person or as an expression of shock. In the first case, it's best used as a playful way to tease someone about something embarrassing, such as being caught naked. In the second case, the person saying this is shocked at seeing someone from behind and unable to see their face clearly.

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